Panasonic has stopped manufacturing pencil sharpeners! No other company makes any kind of decent excuse for a pencil sharpener, so I had to buy this used one on ebay for thirty dollars. THIRTY dollars is how much they're going for because the five other people in this world who still sharpen pencils are scrambling to buy them all up. So I've got mine. It sounds like a garbage truck but it still makes beautiful points.

I've named it Snake Plisskin. On account of the one-eye thing and the DYSTOPIAN fact that good quality pencil sharpeners are gone from this world.