Sunday, June 10, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
You might ask if that is a new rat on my car. And I would say why yes yes it IS a new rat.
The bird that was carrying it? Flew into the side of my car as I was
going about 40 down Ventura this morning. And when the feathers cleared
there was a new rat on my car. He was totally alive and fine. I pulled
over and he ran off.
Panasonic
has stopped manufacturing pencil sharpeners! No other company makes any
kind of decent excuse for a pencil sharpener, so I had to buy this used
one on ebay for thirty dollars. THIRTY dollars is how much they're
going for because the five other people in this world who still sharpen
pencils are scrambling to buy them all up. So I've got mine. It sounds
like a garbage truck but it still makes beautiful points.
I've
named it Snake Plisskin. On account of the one-eye thing and the
DYSTOPIAN fact that good quality pencil sharpeners are gone from this
world.
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